Miscellaneous: Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend...

By barf - 06/02/2015 23:00 - Ireland

Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML

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Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML

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Saturday 7 February 2015 8:28

Hmm a case with an independent man who don't need no woman apparently..

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Saturday 7 February 2015 8:23

That's kinky

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DisposableMen 7

Sunday 8 February 2015 7:49

fun fact, 50% of men have boobs at one point in their life! and they can be a good thing...wink wink

toxicLover28 19

Sunday 8 February 2015 8:15

This reminds me of someone lol

zykrithium 22

Thursday 12 February 2015 22:28

Let him fondle yours?

Undecidedlime 6

Friday 13 February 2015 7:07

All guys do that. All. Of. Us.

pinque 19

Friday 20 February 2015 23:51

Awwwwwwwww

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