Animals: Today, I excitedly showed my new roommate my pet fish. She then...

By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 22:59 - United States

Today, I excitedly showed my new roommate my pet fish. She then told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML

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Your roommate is a psycho watch crminal minds animal cruelty is step one

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How long did it take?

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gazettefan42 8

Tuesday 1 October 2013 7:43

She would not be my roommate after saying that

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Friday 18 April 2014 22:42

OMG those poor fish!!!

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 20 November 2014 18:16

She needs to be kept away from all animals.

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Monday 19 September 2022 22:24

Yikes! She doesn't sound quite right.

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