meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
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Grauncho 27

Looks like he got dessert with that meal.

The ass grope. By definition the best way to thank someone.

Mackay92 14

So that's why I've not had a second date... it's the ass groping that messes it up

frizz101 22

It's nice that you did something generous for someone who has nothing, but uncool that he groped you :(

He thought what you did for him was asstastic

I think he was hoping for some rump roast to go along with the nice meal you provided.