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By Hellweek - 31/05/2018 23:26

Today, I dropped my phone and shattered the screen. Yesterday, my car broke down on me. Two days ago, my mom's car broke down while I was driving on the freeway. Three days ago, I spent the night in the ER. Seeing a pattern here? FML
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BurnInDemonFire 35

Yeah, you're bad luck is subsiding. You've gone from being in the ER, to just dropping your phone, so this is positive progress. Unless you didn't have insurance for any of these things, which would be a good indicator for you to spend the rest of your life sealed in a bubble.

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azouwa 26

Cheer up OP. Tomorrow is a new day. ;-)

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Symphoniaes 32

There *was* a Friday the 13th recently... Did you break a mirror? Step under a ladder? Cross paths with a black cat? Go find a horseshoe and a 4-leaf clover, quick!!

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azouwa 26

Cheer up OP. Tomorrow is a new day. ;-)

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Yeah, you're bad luck is subsiding. You've gone from being in the ER, to just dropping your phone, so this is positive progress. Unless you didn't have insurance for any of these things, which would be a good indicator for you to spend the rest of your life sealed in a bubble.

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