Love: Today, I discovered the real reason my husband was distraught...

By -__- - 27/12/2013 21:49 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I discovered the real reason my husband was distraught last week and has been acting moodily ever since. An attractive girl he was secretly having sex chats with online confessed to him that "she" was actually a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2011 21:50 - United States

Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML

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Get out

By Anonymous - 02/07/2025 17:00 - United States - Arlington Heights

Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML

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Horny and dumb

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, I found out my husband pretends to be a young, bisexual woman online. As if that isn't bad enough, he flipped out and didn't believe me when I told him the other "young, bisexual women" he's been beating it to are probably middle-aged men too. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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Oddball

By WTF - 01/06/2013 04:03 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I found out that the girl I've been talking to online and sending certain pictures to is actually my ex's new boyfriend. He ended up telling me he'd just wanted to see how he compared to me down below because my ex refused to go into detail about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2020 20:01

Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML

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Shenanigans

By seriouslywtf - 09/12/2023 07:00 - British Virgin Islands

Today, I found out that my husband is cheating on me with my ex-boyfriend, who came out about six months ago. We were still friends, and after they met, my husband admitted that he'd always wanted to "experiment." When I confronted them, he shook hands with my ex and said, "Now I get why you choose guys after her." FML

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By j.b. - 02/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband thinks its okay to have an online girlfriend and have naked pictures sent to his email because he's not "physically touching, making love, or kissing". The sad part is that the online girlfriend gets more action than me. FML

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By scared and alone - 13/03/2015 18:47 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML

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By sad - 08/01/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML

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SgtAssCheeks 21

Saturday 28 December 2013 0:59

incoming "Today I discovered the hot girl I was having kinky chats with is actually a guy. My wife still doesn't know why I look discouraged. FML"

theonex17 15

Saturday 28 December 2013 0:57

That's the internet for you...

Comments

SWC_Penguin 17

Saturday 28 December 2013 1:47

This is one of those "the crime IS the punishment" situations. Love it when problems solve themselves.

foxy_grampa 19

Saturday 28 December 2013 1:50

He deserved that completely

UsernameTaken14 18

Saturday 28 December 2013 2:02

Well, that essentially sums up the internet in one scenario. Sorry, OP!

caligirllife 11

Saturday 28 December 2013 2:05

He deserves it for basically cheating on uou

buckdharma 37

Saturday 28 December 2013 2:07

Find out what his name is and scream it out during sex.

Xotoolyxo 16

Saturday 28 December 2013 2:07

Maybe you should sit down and have the "don't talk to strangers or cheat on me because that's karma" talk(:

oneofthosegirls_fml 11

Saturday 28 December 2013 2:11

We'll, fyl and fhl too

kellyem2 20

Saturday 28 December 2013 2:11

FHL, but FYL too because it sounds like you guys definitely have to have a serious and awkward talk.

brandoneyez1 25

Saturday 28 December 2013 2:12

He deserved it !

James_is_Mexican 25

Saturday 28 December 2013 2:20

He deserves that... Hope you can know some sense into him :)

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