By disturbedtosaytheleast - 27/01/2012 11:19 - Canada

Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind me thinks no one in the surrounding area is home, he likes to take his laundry off the line wearing nothing but a pair of sandals. FML
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Scurry away

By Philomena87 - 19/08/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I went to do laundry in my apartment building. I thought no one was around, so I walked down in my pajamas (a giant t-shirt with holes and socks with sandals). Of course, I ran into the neighbor I’ve had a crush on for months. He was shirtless, holding a laundry basket like an ad for cologne. He smiled and said, “Nice, erm, outfit?” I’ve never sprinted back upstairs faster. FML
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BlesstheSilence 11

Sounds like he wanted to air his genitals out too...

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RabidBunny 10

His house, his rules :D

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littlemsweirdo 12

Well, what a delightful mental image....

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B_CeouL 12

Hey, at least he wore sandals.

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DocBastard 38

Well he obviously put every single article of his clothing in the laundry at the same time, so he had no other choice BUT to go out there naked.

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GoW_Chick 14

And that's the naked truth!

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HITide76808 0

You know u enjoyed seeing that.

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Enslaved 36

Collecting his laundry naked in cold weather? That must be a sight! O.o

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andiiturtle 0

You "surprise" him one day -.- And maybe he'll stop. XD

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TheFirstSamurai 18

.. or maybe he'd take it as an invitation.

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RedMosquito 4

Naked in Canada in January. Couldn't have been much to see because of shrinkage

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GoW_Chick 14

Hey it's his yard, maybe stop being a creeper and spying on your neighbor, I bet if this had been a rather attractive man you'd probably be giving praise to some deity, instead of posting an FML.

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kimmi41509 10

Walking by a window or a door and seeing your neighbor isn't necessarily spying.

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chi99y 0

Yes it is, keep your eyes in your yard, or be visually harassed by my man meat :)

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kimmi41509 10

Oh okay since something just can't catch your eye without it being spying? In that case I guess you're so close minded that you spy on a lot of people.

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causticgirl 6

OP. maybe you should go with the old adage "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em"

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kickuwithmyfist 1

I guess the cool breeze between the legs feels nice!

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