Today, I discovered that the "possible constipation" side effect...

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By NadaChance - 06/11/2018 09:28 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I discovered that the "possible constipation" side effect was a side effect. I now understand the phrase "shitting a brick", my butt still hurts, and I'm scared to use the restroom again. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 8 November 2018 21:31

Increase the amount of fiber in your diet. Bran, brown bread, and brown rice are good for it, and prunes work, too.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 8 November 2018 21:31

Increase the amount of fiber in your diet. Bran, brown bread, and brown rice are good for it, and prunes work, too.

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