Love: Today, I discovered that my girlfriend of two years has been...

By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 18:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered that my girlfriend of two years has been cheating on me for over five months, including while I was deployed to Afghanistan. FML

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RebelBorn89 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 18:52

To every one that thinks i'm British, I'm not. I am an American military member serving in the UK

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andreajo23 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 1:06

that is messed up, your risking your life to keep us safe

unidentified_sta 5

Tuesday 28 December 2010 1:06

Dump her, she is not worth it at all.

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MissSmileyFace 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 22:53

My boyfriend has been there for about 5 months and we are still doing great. it's really hard to commit to loyality. However, cheating is simply unacceptable. There are way better girls out there. You'll find them :) ^^

monkey27 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 8:05

Y does he deserve that? Jus wondering

dme93 5

Monday 20 February 2012 21:43

What a bitch

1x1y 12

Sunday 11 March 2012 9:06

She is scum!!!

PrincessLulubug 1

Tuesday 13 March 2012 6:29

You can do much better than her

emileethesexy 0

Sunday 27 May 2012 23:12

Wow what a disgrace to our country that's a true slutty *****

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