Intimacy: Today, I discovered my mother went into the local pub where I...

By Anonymous - 06/06/2011 13:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered my mother went into the local pub where I work part time, got very drunk, and flashed her boobs at everyone. I found out when a picture was posted on Facebook. FML

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By Sundendako - 27/01/2010 10:20 - Australia

Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By kimbo - 25/10/2010 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and had a flick through my camera photos. To my disgust my mother had taken pictures of herself, drunk out of her mind, naked with goggles on in our hot tub. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML

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By ClairvoyantVamp - 06/07/2016 23:09 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I found out my aunt posted a picture of my butt in a bikini bottom on Facebook. I didn't even know she had taken that picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

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By FLkiki - 24/07/2020 20:00

Today, I found out I didn’t get a job because I'd flashed the owner whilst drunk. Guess my tits weren’t better than my resume. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2025 05:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 86

By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 01:25 - United States - Butler

Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML

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By creamed - 20/02/2010 17:29 - United States

Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML

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Monday 6 June 2011 18:48

NEVER tell your mother where you work.

DudeImBetter 0

Monday 6 June 2011 19:59

What's your mothers Facebook name? I need it for reference.

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MrMan27 0

Monday 6 June 2011 20:16

I know this is a bad time for you, but can you at least tell me what size? ;)

HubertPL 0

Monday 6 June 2011 22:04

AAA

MrMan27 0

Monday 6 June 2011 20:16

I know this is a bad time for you, but can you at least tell me what size? ;)

TalkinSmack 6

Monday 6 June 2011 21:04

seriously??? it's only a boob. who cares.

Krilleee 5

Tuesday 7 June 2011 2:50

who cares? WHO CARES?! I care cuz everyone loves boobies!!!

Madmattmania 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 4:54

r u gay

amanda_d95 9

Monday 6 June 2011 21:06

WIN!

Krilleee 5

Monday 6 June 2011 21:09

what's her name on facebook?! mmmmmmmmm boobies

CalvinHopkins 0

Monday 6 June 2011 21:41

What's tour mom's facebook? :)

thatnucca 36

Monday 6 June 2011 21:54

BOOBS!! YAY!

jrod45 0

Monday 6 June 2011 22:10

that was awesome night!

ShelbyyCakess 0

Monday 6 June 2011 22:26

you're mom sounds like fun.

varkey 7

Monday 6 June 2011 22:45

Wow, that sucks..... FYL

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