Animals: Today, I didn't realize my cat was hiding under my bed, and I...

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By faily_tales - 12/07/2016 20:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I didn't realize my cat was hiding under my bed, and I accidentally shut her in my room all day. When I came home, she'd pooped all over one of my favorite drawings. It had taken me four hours. FML

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thrifting 18

Wednesday 13 July 2016 22:58

My cat chewed up one of my favorite drawings I had done in very detailed ink. It was my fault for leaving it out but I had worked so hard on it.

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thrifting 18

Wednesday 13 July 2016 22:58

My cat chewed up one of my favorite drawings I had done in very detailed ink. It was my fault for leaving it out but I had worked so hard on it.

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