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By shackles - 30/05/2016 23:52 - United States - Palatine

Today, I decided to wear a tank top, but I wasn't sure if I would be dress-coded, so I decided to ask my friend if I should wear a sweater over it. Her response? "Why would you care? It's not like you're pretty enough to be noticed by someone." FML

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tash901 31

Tuesday 31 May 2016 11:19

Sounds like you need to cut that poison out of your life. Some people have to put others down to feel better about themselves.

AbbotsfordVandal 14

Wednesday 1 June 2016 8:27

I hope that is know changed to ex-friend

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tash901 31

Tuesday 31 May 2016 11:19

Sounds like you need to cut that poison out of your life. Some people have to put others down to feel better about themselves.

will968 15

Tuesday 31 May 2016 20:57

You sure it wasn't a joke

more2erotica 8

Wednesday 1 June 2016 3:17

That isn't the mark of a friend. The mark of a friend would be to say whether or not you should wear a sweater. Any negativity beyond that is the mark of selfishness. Rinse and dispose.

AbbotsfordVandal 14

Wednesday 1 June 2016 8:27

I hope that is know changed to ex-friend

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