Health: Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to...

By david - 28/04/2009 14:08 - United States

Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML

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Tuesday 28 April 2009 23:11

let's see which one kills you first

Charlesdenfreude 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 23:11

Wow, that's like the healthiest activity I've ever heard of

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vintagetrendygal 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 1:59

who needs the patch when you've got french fries :D

alwaysalady 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:02

Wow..... edible fail

technicolour_ 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:06

If I was ever rear-ended by someone who was smoking, eating, AND driving at the same time, trust me, lung cancer or obesity would be the LAST THING they'd have to worry about.

Jertastic 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:13

first of all, cigarettes are not exactly like cigarettes. you see, the difference is that cigarettes taste like smokey poison going into your lungs, and french fries have a good salty flavor. Poison and salt dont taste the same