Today, I decided to rub one out while I had the house to myself.... - FML

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By NotSoQuickDraw - 14/02/2018 05:58

Today, I decided to rub one out while I had the house to myself. The only computer in the house is in the living room, easily visible from the front door, so I made sure to lock that. Turns out I can't turn off the porn & pull up my pants faster than my brother's girlfriend can unlock the door! FML

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Thursday 15 February 2018 16:25

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Thursday 15 February 2018 16:25

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