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By Anonymous - 22/11/2012 09:39 - United States

Today, I decided to go meet up with a guy that I met online for the first time. All he could talk about was how he expects me to "clean, cook, and submit" my body for sex at least twice a day when we get married. FML

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Today, the previously charming guy I've been seeing for the past two weeks tried to introduce a weekly sex quota into our relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 02:00 - South Africa

Today, my fiancé told me that he expects me to agree to quit my job to cook and clean after we get married, or he will not show up at our wedding. He earns minimum wage and my salary is 17 times higher than his. FML

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By fuck this shiit! - 15/06/2022 02:00

Today, I found out why my fiancé waited for me to meet his family. We had dinner at their place, the women were not permitted to talk while the men were in the room, also no eye contact with the men, and we had to eat separately. He says he wants me to learn to be a good and decent wife from them. FML

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Are you kidding me right now?

By Not your maid - 29/03/2023 16:00

Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML

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By CreepedOut - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 03:19 - United States - Watertown

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2025 15:00

Today, I went home with the guy I’ve been casually seeing. His place was a disgusting pigsty so I made an excuse to leave. Later he texted me, ending things. Online I saw him bitching about how no one can pass his “girlfriend test” and that a real woman would happily clean for her man. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2023 22:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 10:15 - Australia

Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML

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By that’s crazy - 12/02/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, I felt comfortable enough to invite the guy I’ve been seeing over to my apartment for the first time. Things immediately got weird when he started to inspect my place top to bottom to make sure it was “clean to his standards”. I told him to leave when he started going in my closet. FML

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the_enigma1019 1

Thursday 22 November 2012 18:57

Please, don't believe all guys are like this, we hate people like this equally as much.

Leadamp 7

Thursday 22 November 2012 18:57

Just don't see him again. You'll find somebody

Comments

missnuthin 10

Thursday 22 November 2012 22:40

Fly you fool!

jhouse070 3

Thursday 22 November 2012 22:55

All of you don't know what your talking about. Men that act like that are the best. If they cheat on you, you'll get through it! What doesn't kill you makes you stronger!

Shrike 23

Thursday 22 November 2012 23:36

Because they met people in other countries, maybe? Or the kinds of people in their area don't do it for them? Hell, I could take your question and ask it of people who look to bars and clubs as decent places to find people. You think that expecting someone not to be a raging sexist is somehow an unreasonable expectation. That pretty much says everything about your character.

doglover100 28

Thursday 22 November 2012 23:45

Hopefully you won't see him again. He's a jerk.

deloria_fml 22

Friday 23 November 2012 0:01

To be fair, he might have decided he didn't like OP and figured the best way to scare her off would be to act like a total jerk.

hiyaballbags 0

Friday 23 November 2012 0:16

What we cant keep a chick bare foot and pregnant anymore?

ideasrule 13

Friday 23 November 2012 2:14

Careful with that joke, hiyaballbags. The FML staff recently banned me for making a similar one.

Ally156 5

Friday 23 November 2012 0:47

It's like something out of Fifty Shades...

cassandre9697 2

Friday 23 November 2012 1:57

Run.

noisebox 1

Friday 23 November 2012 4:22

And what's wrong with that? Sounds good!

Derpenstien 4

Friday 23 November 2012 4:27

I would have just started laughing and walked out. The thing about that kind of guy is that they tend to lack power in find themselves unimpressive. If he wants to take it out on you, confirm his fears.