Intimacy: Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents....

By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

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By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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Parental advice

By ifeeldirty - 27/10/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

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By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 14:06 - Canada

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML

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Thanks, Dad

By not picking up - 20/03/2015 17:50 - Slovenia - Zelimlje

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

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By mydadsgonnakillme - 08/02/2013 07:13 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML

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By Keith walk - 12/02/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

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By loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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Saturday 10 September 2011 16:55

You deserve that shit. ******* dumbass

McAninch35 9

Saturday 10 September 2011 16:57

Go dad.

Comments

Snickahs 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 17:16

Seems like dad forgot to pass on manners.

numberswoman 14

Saturday 10 September 2011 17:16

No, I think you introduced them to your EX girlfriend!

that_is_Nathy 9

Saturday 10 September 2011 17:17

You got caught cheating on your girlfriend and have the guts to whine about it? Wow...surprised you even managed to get a girlfriend. Anyway...you totally deserve it

ashleyblanchette 2

Saturday 10 September 2011 17:19

Asshole! She wouldnt give it up so you ****** some smut. I hope she dumped your stupid ass.

Hollywoodgirl79 18

Saturday 10 September 2011 17:20

You totally deserve it. I hope she kicked you in the balls. If I was her, I would castrate you and make you eat your own balls.

KasCiaYr 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 7:07

Much hate inside?

a_nutritionist 10

Sunday 11 September 2011 8:31

@46 that would make you a psychotic bitch, far worse than any cheater.

good41thing198 7

Wednesday 14 September 2011 23:16

You're a ******* psycho.

leadman1989 15

Saturday 10 September 2011 17:22

I think I'm a contrarian I know it's wrong to cheat but, with everyone ganging up on op and some being hypocritical no doubt I find I want to sympathize. Cheaters never win.

Alaskarocks 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 17:22

YDI. Asshole.

meggy2010 5

Saturday 10 September 2011 17:28

You mean ex-girlfriend right? Because I'm hoping she dumped your cheating ass. Oh and be a man and don't blame your dad for that, you shouldn't be such a pig.