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By weebitcreepy - 12/05/2016 14:32 - Italy - Rome

Today, I decided to adopt a healthy lifestyle. Went for a run early in the morning. Sprained my knee real bad and had to walk back about 1.5 km in agonising pain. FML.

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GhostFox 33

Friday 13 May 2016 6:55

Go see a doctor, and discuss what a health plan to adopt for running would be once you are sure your knee has healed. And word of advice, wait until the doctor gives you the clear on the knee, or you'll reinsure it.

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GhostFox 33

Friday 13 May 2016 6:55

Go see a doctor, and discuss what a health plan to adopt for running would be once you are sure your knee has healed. And word of advice, wait until the doctor gives you the clear on the knee, or you'll reinsure it.

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