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By fuckit10000 - 19/07/2016 08:57 - United States - Medford

Today, I confronted my husband about pissing on the toilet seat again. His response? To shine a bright flashlight in my face to disorient me. Everytime I tried to talk he'd shine it in my face again. I'm still having trouble seeing and I feel extremely demeaned. FML
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ChristinePi 36

Sounds like you married a manchild. Sucks op

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Infamous_Pickle 21

Next time, try to talk to him with sunglasses on.

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Infamous_Pickle 21

Next time, try to talk to him with sunglasses on.

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ChristinePi 36

Sounds like you married a manchild. Sucks op

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Geckosrock99 33

Confiscate the flashlight. If he's going to act like a child, treat him as such. Demene him and see how he likes it.

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Tyrax 16

If he wants to be a man-child, stop doing things for him. He can fix his own food, do his own laundry, etc. When he complains, either shine a flashlight at him, or outright ignore him. Maybe pop on some headphones, or make a phone call.

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