Love: Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed... - FML

By nothappywithlife - 30/03/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML

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lancewell 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:01

thats a real kick in the junk.facebook screws everyone over..

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:02

I had that happen when I was dating a douchebag once, but a MARRIAGE!?

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lonleyone 4

Wednesday 4 September 2013 18:30

Wow,face book screw me up big time to

spoticus1 5

Friday 6 September 2013 21:55

Facebook sucks

hiwazup_24 4

Wednesday 18 September 2013 3:57

I fell sorry bro

sporteeholmes01 15

Tuesday 5 November 2013 4:18

Ouch..... That sucks

RandomAndCrazy 11

Wednesday 11 December 2013 13:51

Get someone that will actually be proud to be your gf/wife

soFREAKED 13

Tuesday 14 January 2014 14:16

that is super low..

scice03 8

Wednesday 5 February 2014 0:00

Not even right. Sorry OP.

Comoke1024 19

Thursday 6 February 2014 16:40

That... just... Wow. There are no words. I'm sorry OP

itstrishabtw 13

Friday 21 March 2014 4:37

Poor you! if she ever gets engaged to another man then tell him what happened with you and make that bitch suffer a lonely death

Claney 9

Friday 4 April 2014 7:10

I'm sorry OP. I hope you find someone who is better for you.

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