Intimacy: Today, I caught my little brother peeping at my friend getting...

By Nicole - 08/07/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, I caught my little brother peeping at my friend getting dressed in the bathroom. When I asked him what he was doing he said "I'm just doing what Ray does to you while you're in the bathroom." Ray is my new step dad. FML

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By oops - 31/03/2015 01:52 - Australia - Newtown

Today, I needed to pee at my friend's house. His bathroom door is often left closed even if there's no one in there, so I knocked just to make sure. His stepdad opened the door stark naked. FML

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Wednesday 8 July 2009 9:04

OH SNAP! tell your mom? also maybe cover the window?

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Wednesday 8 July 2009 9:09

i feel horrible for you

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grassweed324 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:56

i mean if youre friend was hot good job little guy but i mean like if she was fat ewww thats nasty

lambsrule 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 5:28

wow! tell your mom, then run and dont look back. thats creeeeeepyyyy

frozenpandaman 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 7:48

OHMYGOD. ****** creepy

seasonings 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 8:49

omg leave that house and call cops...what a gross pervert!!

bigredhed 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 22:22

THATS NASTY!!!!!!! he must be screwed in the head. tell your mom

katherineharriss 0

Friday 17 July 2009 8:11

yuck omfg ewwwww wtf nasty holy shit gross!!!

paleknight47 0

Friday 17 July 2009 9:09

#3 FTW #2 if I find you I'll kick your ass...

cguardchik_012 0

Friday 17 July 2009 9:26

run...dont look back just RUN TIL YOU CANT RUN ANYMORE!!! haha no but seriously thats creepy...i'd tell someone if i were you

luva1s 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:09

dont pay attention to those negative posters, just tell your mom, if she doesnt believe you, tell your dad ;)

Irish_Toast 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 12:28

Ugh. Tell your mom. D:

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