Today, I cannot eat anything because I have a colonoscopy tomorrow....

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2020 18:51 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I cannot eat anything because I have a colonoscopy tomorrow. My wife decided to poke fun at me by ordering Chinese food for the rest of the family. FML

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Sandra Pettit-Bennett 2

Wednesday 22 January 2020 1:22

My family did this to me as well and Chinese is one of my favorites

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Sandra Pettit-Bennett 2

Wednesday 22 January 2020 1:22

My family did this to me as well and Chinese is one of my favorites

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