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By FalloutScrolls - 24/04/2016 19:14 - United States - West Bend

Today, I came home from the store with a nice pair of really expensive headphones. Today, a bit later, my wife came home to my surprise with a cat. Today, that cat chewed through the cord of my headphones. FML

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Tuesday 26 April 2016 3:59

The chord should be detachable so you should get a replacement

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Tuesday 26 April 2016 3:59

The chord should be detachable so you should get a replacement

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