By Divorce? - 29/07/2017 00:30

Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
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afallingstar 22

Revoke his man card immediately.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Look at it this way: you now have blackmail material you can hold over him forever.

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Stiggy626 25

Haha damn that's a good one..

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thatslifeiguess7 16

make him watch lost boys

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Darkness_Hate 29

Is your love story better than it? Well if you're contemplating divorce....

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Okay then. What compromising position? Was he jerking off? I mean, Fifty Shades of Grey started as a Twilight fan fiction, so that might make more sense, but Twilight itself? And the first one, no less? Not sure what's arousing there, but to each their own, I guess. I do hope your "Divorce?" username is sarcastic, however. Divorcing someone over a movie of any kind is pretty petty.

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