Today, I called in sick because of my depression. Again. I’ve...

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 15:05

Today, I called in sick because of my depression. Again. I’ve now only worked 2 days this week and my anxiety is convincing me I’ll be fired. It’s been a bad week. FML

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Friday 13 September 2019 14:43

If you have time accrued or FMLA, you are good to go. If you didn't, that might be a concern. Take care of yourself.

Johannes Robert Loveridge 6

Saturday 28 September 2019 16:22

happened to me all the time my boss was super supportive fortunately

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Friday 13 September 2019 14:43

If you have time accrued or FMLA, you are good to go. If you didn't, that might be a concern. Take care of yourself.

Johannes Robert Loveridge 6

Saturday 28 September 2019 16:22

happened to me all the time my boss was super supportive fortunately

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