Miscellaneous: Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was...

By Dumbass - 20/06/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML

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Lizzy86 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:37

haha! thats hilarious! they probbaly preferred the new one. if i were you i'd check the neighbourhood for your new one.

grlwitperlEring 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:38

Dude you either have a possessed mailbox post or an asswipe of a neighbor

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TheImaginarySong 16

Wednesday 7 August 2013 14:47

That mailbox is out to get you.

yellowaholic 25

Thursday 8 August 2013 11:14

Go buy another mailbox and record it to see who has been stealing them.

zomgbies 17

Thursday 8 August 2013 16:08

Idea, secure the mailbox with more than hopes dreams and gravity ya dolt!

Roflfuckmylife47 5

Wednesday 4 December 2013 22:58

The eagle struck again!

hurley12 30

Thursday 15 January 2015 0:59

Well at least they put the old one back so you didn't have to buy yet another new mailbox!

NotsoPaige 20

Tuesday 28 July 2015 6:32

at least they left you with one so you don't have to buy another one! ******* hooligans

HighlandShadows 48

Friday 1 January 2016 6:04

Those whippersnappers are really upping their game these days.

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