Today, I attended my weekly Dungeons and Dragons session where... - FML

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By no 20s please! - 11/05/2018 01:16

Today, I attended my weekly Dungeons and Dragons session where I get to DM it. I once again had to adjust and pace myself due to the fact that the hero characters are all lewd and lecherous males. And oh, I forgot to mention, my actual players are 12 year old girls. FML

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lj19717 19

Sunday 13 May 2018 8:09

That sounds amazingly funny

genji_fml 13

Saturday 26 May 2018 8:55

Much better than the other way around!

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lj19717 19

Sunday 13 May 2018 8:09

That sounds amazingly funny

genji_fml 13

Saturday 26 May 2018 8:55

Much better than the other way around!

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