Kids: Today, I asked my daughter to buy me two pints of milk. Apparently,...

By Anonymous - 30/03/2014 10:04 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I asked my daughter to buy me two pints of milk. Apparently, the shop only had four-pints, so she got that and poured half down the drain. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 00:46 - United States - Kerman

Today, I was at the store with my kids. My 5-year-old son wanted to carry the milk carton, so I let him. He dropped it and it spilled. I was really embarrassed. Then he decided to get on the floor and lick the milk off the ground. Everyone stared at me accusingly. FML

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By Starfucks - 17/12/2015 02:55 - United States - Bensalem

Today, I was in Starbucks with my daughter when she noticed a travel cup she liked. She picked one up and asked for it, but I said no because it was expensive. She angrily slammed it back into its stand and in the process, knocked over a display of ceramic mugs. I had to pay for each broken mug. FML

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Sunday 30 March 2014 18:29

At least she knows her math!

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Don't cry over spilt milk OP.

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blackonblight 32

Tuesday 1 April 2014 1:07

Looks like Captain Literal strikes again.

vickostojanovic 0

Tuesday 1 April 2014 4:26

Maybe it was just too heavy for her to carry.

ashleyylove3 22

Tuesday 1 April 2014 9:35

Congratulations, you've raised an idiot.

Luluthus 41

Tuesday 1 April 2014 16:06

I can't figure out if she is a genius, who is trying to make you get your own milk i the future, or if she is the opposite of a genius.

TheMystery13 13

Tuesday 1 April 2014 22:53

Your daughter is either a complete idiot or a genius prankster.

LoneBooker88 16

Tuesday 1 April 2014 23:21

well, at least she can do math

jessi2631 10

Wednesday 2 April 2014 5:59

Well, you did only ask for two pints

polarbearpiss 15

Friday 27 June 2014 15:21

well it was ur fault, why didnt u do it urself

96isntassexyas69 20

Monday 27 April 2015 5:32

kids... you gotta love them.

mastatheif 8

Tuesday 8 August 2017 0:33

How old is your stupid daughter?

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