Today, I am working as a stagehand. This is the second time this... - FML

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By nope - 12/06/2018 18:31

Today, I am working as a stagehand. This is the second time this week that I have fainted backstage because food isn't allowed. And yes, I do eat beforehand. FML

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Thursday 14 June 2018 18:56

why are you not allowed food or breaks? what if you had been up a ladder or dealing with heavy equipment? What if you'd dropped something on someone or yourself? I know stagehands work stupid hours but that is so dangerous!

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interesting33 36

Thursday 14 June 2018 18:56

why are you not allowed food or breaks? what if you had been up a ladder or dealing with heavy equipment? What if you'd dropped something on someone or yourself? I know stagehands work stupid hours but that is so dangerous!

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