Today, I am taking a test to get my dream job as a career in... - FML

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By Mailman - 13/06/2018 18:30

Today, I am taking a test to get my dream job as a career in the postal service. Also today, the postmaster is taking a week in Belize and they just didn't think to cancel the tests during his vacation. The website will not let me reschedule or reapply. FML

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Friday 15 June 2018 18:14

phone up and talk to a human. they tend to be more reasonable

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interesting33 36

Friday 15 June 2018 18:14

phone up and talk to a human. they tend to be more reasonable

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