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By lizardlover - 02/08/2018 00:07

Today, I am planning to move 3k miles for a new job. I've recruited two roommates and signed a lease, moving in two weeks. . . only to find out that my pet lizard is illegal in the state. FML.

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Saturday 4 August 2018 0:21

I found out the same thing about my pet tiger. Apparently, it's "extremely dangerous", and can kill a human in seconds. As if I wouldn't keep it on a leash when walking through the school district. Not that anyone's interested, but his name is Potsie Weber.

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