Today, I once again visit my long-distance boyfriend. I started...

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By Bad Timing - 27/06/2018 23:01

Today, I once again visit my long-distance boyfriend. I started my period almost two weeks early, not even three hours after arriving at his house. The same thing happened the last time I was here. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 29 June 2018 19:05

What's the big deal? Put down a couple of towels, and carry on as normal. Unless you also have ****** dentata, then I'd be worried.

cheatedonchick 7

Friday 6 July 2018 6:30

A man can start your period for you. It's part of some of the hormones that get you ready for his baby. JFYI

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 29 June 2018 19:05

What's the big deal? Put down a couple of towels, and carry on as normal. Unless you also have ****** dentata, then I'd be worried.

cheatedonchick 7

Friday 6 July 2018 6:30

A man can start your period for you. It's part of some of the hormones that get you ready for his baby. JFYI

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