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By elladegouveia - 23/02/2017 21:00 - South Africa - Paarl

Today, I almost burnt my house down because I emptied my ashtray with a lit cigarette in it into my plastic bin. FML
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LyricaSilvan 29

Seriously? You didn't think to check and make sure they were all out first?

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baybkayks 18

Damn. Your life does suck. You're a smoker and you're stupid enough to almost burn down your house because of it. Too bad you can't do anything about it (sarcasm). Time to quit, bud.

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GIJoefan 6

Put a little water in your ashtray. That'll make sure all your butts are extinguished.

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caggybandicoot 34

That's your own damn fault. Check that they're out next time!

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Caliborn_06 11

Those things ull kill ya, you know...

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TheSaiyanQueen 8

See smoking can kill you

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Cali 54

Ah why is your profile private? Your pic is so cool!

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GrimReefer66 29

Smoking kills in other ways too...

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Leslieg Peck 2

You should take up vaping. You won't burn down your house that way.

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