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By FML - 15/05/2016 04:32 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I accidentally helped my crush build enough courage to ask her crush out....he said yes. FML.

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pheizer01 10

Monday 16 May 2016 2:57

We have all been there. Just remember no matter how much it sucks, at least they are happy

sk1tt135 22

Monday 16 May 2016 22:45

The point was that he was her crush. It kind of starts off by saying that.

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xabbyelizabethx 13

Monday 16 May 2016 0:54

Why is this a bad thing? Unless he isn't a good guy or you like him also, you should feel happy that you helped your friend out. :)

sk1tt135 22

Monday 16 May 2016 22:45

The point was that he was her crush. It kind of starts off by saying that.

pheizer01 10

Monday 16 May 2016 2:57

We have all been there. Just remember no matter how much it sucks, at least they are happy

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