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By Angry is sexy - 29/07/2016 14:55 - United States - San Antonio

Today, for her birthday my girlfriend wanted a night of long steamy sex. But her rarely being so in the mood after a few minutes I got close so she tried to massage my back, when I told her that wasn't helping she laid down pouting and angry. Next to me. In lingerie. I came.
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Calarel_bones 12

you poor thing! i know that a lot of the time in situations like this, you couldnt have helped it. i hope she became more understanding.. and hey.. theres always round 2 and 3. ; )

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Calarel_bones 12

you poor thing! i know that a lot of the time in situations like this, you couldnt have helped it. i hope she became more understanding.. and hey.. theres always round 2 and 3. ; )

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