Health: Today, even after recovering and being able to walk again, my...

By Anonymous - 04/12/2015 22:17 - United States

Today, even after recovering and being able to walk again, my dad keeps peeing in a bucket by his bed. He sees nothing wrong with this, even though it smells. FML

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By pantsareathing - 13/06/2015 17:10 - Canada - Elliot Lake

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By omen - 02/09/2020 10:01 - Indonesia - Majalengka

Today, I have to take care of my abusive grandpa. He's smearing poop all over the wall and peeing on the bed again. It's still morning and I'm bracing myself for doing this five times a day. FML

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Saturday 5 December 2015 15:10

Hakuna Matata

TomeDr 24

Saturday 5 December 2015 14:57

Just hide the bucket.

Comments

lexred 30

Saturday 5 December 2015 15:53

Tell him that its unhygienic and also tell him not to be so lazy.

jeffprobs 29

Saturday 5 December 2015 16:08

Family are the craziest people you'll ever love, you want to hug and strangle them at the same time

Mathalamus 24

Saturday 5 December 2015 16:31

Some habits are hard to break.

atlien247 16

Saturday 5 December 2015 16:54

I guess old dogs can learn new tricks after all.

hellnosucka 27

Saturday 5 December 2015 17:19

he just created a new level of lazy.

lahutchins 23

Saturday 5 December 2015 19:38

I bet if you dump it on him he'll stop.

writerchic85 25

Saturday 5 December 2015 20:32

Get rid of the bucket

theinfiniteend 21

Saturday 5 December 2015 20:35

You should pee in that bucket too

samlovesham1234 9

Saturday 5 December 2015 21:17

They say Old Habits Die Hard. I guess new ones do too.

RnLaLa 6

Saturday 5 December 2015 23:02

Ugh, patients at work do this all the time. Even if they are healed enough to walk the hall, let alone to the bathroom; they still will use a urinal and call for me to empty it. We take it away at that point.