Miscellaneous: Today, At school I was kissing my girlfriend between periods....

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By MoosieBoy - 14/05/2016 00:41 - United States - Kingsport

Today, At school I was kissing my girlfriend between periods. Everything was going fine until I felt a hand on my shoulder following someone saying "come with me". It was the principal and I go to a catholic school. FML

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arisanator9900 20

Saturday 14 May 2016 16:46

Fyl unless you're one of those people blocking the hallways and having a full make out session in the hallway then ydi

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arisanator9900 20

Saturday 14 May 2016 16:46

Fyl unless you're one of those people blocking the hallways and having a full make out session in the hallway then ydi

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