Kids: Today, at my first day at a new babysitting job, the little girl... - FML

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By beth - 27/06/2016 14:46 - United States

Today, at my first day at a new babysitting job, the little girl spilled dark red nail polish on a white rug. Nothing can get it off. FML

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BoxFullOfLazy 25

Tuesday 28 June 2016 1:27

There's only one solution. You must paint the entire rug to match.

stpdmnky 7

Monday 27 June 2016 23:13

Try beer. I've used it as a greatbstain remover and then beer comes out with water just fine. A tip i picked up from the college days

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stpdmnky 7

Monday 27 June 2016 23:13

Try beer. I've used it as a greatbstain remover and then beer comes out with water just fine. A tip i picked up from the college days

BoxFullOfLazy 25

Tuesday 28 June 2016 1:27

There's only one solution. You must paint the entire rug to match.

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