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By ishouldwearshades - 10/05/2016 02:23 - United States - Madison

Today, as I was walking to class, I felt something fly into my eye. I checked in the mirror, but I couldn't see anything. It continued to feel off the rest of the day, so I kept rubbing it. Eventually, I felt something and looked down at my hand. It was a fruit fly. It was in there for seven hours.

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GhostFox 33

Tuesday 10 May 2016 13:12

...um... You may want to go to the doctor and make sure it didn't lay eggs while it was in there. I... Can't imagine having maggots hatch in your eye would be pleasant.

JetCyclone27 18

Tuesday 10 May 2016 16:53

How did this make it through moderation it doesn't meet the format

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GhostFox 33

Tuesday 10 May 2016 13:12

...um... You may want to go to the doctor and make sure it didn't lay eggs while it was in there. I... Can't imagine having maggots hatch in your eye would be pleasant.

JetCyclone27 18

Tuesday 10 May 2016 16:53

How did this make it through moderation it doesn't meet the format

JetCyclone27 18

Tuesday 10 May 2016 17:06

Ok that makes sense

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