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By dommiebear - 20/09/2016 00:23 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, as a worn out and broke retail clerk, I dropped by Dunkin Donuts to get coffee. As I was leaving, receipt in one hand, coffee and change in the other, I attempted to toss my receipt in the trash. I used the wrong hand. FML.
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aRandomAccount 5

i did that the other day, but with my shoes and my phone. Ended up accidentally tossing my phone across the room. lol it happens, don't feel bad about it

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penguinsgaming 18

Ask for another one. Show them the receipt and say you accidentally threw out your coffee instead of the receipt.

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aRandomAccount 5

i did that the other day, but with my shoes and my phone. Ended up accidentally tossing my phone across the room. lol it happens, don't feel bad about it

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penguinsgaming 18

Ask for another one. Show them the receipt and say you accidentally threw out your coffee instead of the receipt.

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SpyroMello 29

Had a drink, corn dog, and fries in my hands and as I was walking back to my parents I passed a little girl who flung her arms out and slapped the fries out of my hands. Parents did nothing but I went back and asked for fries again and they understood and gave me another boat of fries. It happens. (I was at a fair.)

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