Today, an old coon at the grocery store berated me for having...

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2018 17:13

Today, an old coon at the grocery store berated me for having so many tattoos, saying they were "a sign of the devil" and adding that no one would ever hire me because of them. I'm a tattoo artist and I own my own shop. FML

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TheEndIsNigh 10

Tuesday 16 January 2018 16:57

Isn't 'coon' a derogatory term for a black person?

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TheEndIsNigh 10

Tuesday 16 January 2018 16:57

Isn't 'coon' a derogatory term for a black person?

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