Love: Today, after working the midnight shift at my job, I thought...

By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 12:14 - Canada - Saint-laurent

Today, after working the midnight shift at my job, I thought it would be nice to leave a sweet love note along with my boyfriend's favourite candy in his car. Upon finding it, he immediately broke up with me for "breaking into" his car. FML

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By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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By Lalalala - 06/09/2020 02:02 - United States - Austin

Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2025 03:00

Today, I wanted to surprise my partner by leaving a love letter on his car's windshield while he was at work. He texted me later saying, “You know you left that on my coworker’s car, right?” Now some stranger thinks I want to “snuggle forever.” FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

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Carrier pigeon

By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 12:00

Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML

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By Blake Lawrence - 26/11/2012 18:59 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be cute to leave a love letter in my car while I was at work. She left my lights on. I got a dead battery. FML

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My dear neighbor

By Anonymous - 22/02/2020 18:00

Today, I had a very sweet and romantic love note brutally scratched into the door of my brand new car. It was addressed to Cindy. Cindy lives next door. FML

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By gkline09 - 06/08/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read, "Stop banging my boyfriend." I haven't had anyone in my love life for over a year. FML

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By ugh - 20/06/2015 10:45 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML

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nothing92x 13

Tuesday 15 January 2013 19:08

"You broke into my car, I break your heart!"

Seany_93 17

Tuesday 15 January 2013 19:08

That is nice, What a **** head, you deserve better!

Comments

CaptainNap124 8

Tuesday 15 January 2013 22:03

I wish my girlfriend would do stuff like that :/ you can come do that to my car anytime OP

EvilUndead 9

Tuesday 15 January 2013 22:08

If you did have a key for his car, that's not breaking in. If you didn't have a key and picked the lock or something, that's breaking in.

SuperdudeGuy 8

Tuesday 15 January 2013 22:21

Sounds like he just wanted an excuse to break up with you.

dangousity 21

Tuesday 15 January 2013 22:26

anyone one else notice how many attractive commentators there are on this post?... just saying

thewife5 19

Tuesday 15 January 2013 22:39

He's hiding something.. Don't take him back

FlyingPie 17

Tuesday 15 January 2013 22:45

This sounds very familiar. Wasn't there another FML like this not too long ago?

lowshadows 21

Wednesday 16 January 2013 3:02

what I'd give for a girl to leave me a love note and candy, OP you don't just deserve better. you are better.

ak_girl04 4

Wednesday 16 January 2013 6:52

Asshole 4 sure, just an excuse to f*ck someone else.

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 16 January 2013 7:43

Run and don't look back.

r0cks0 6

Wednesday 16 January 2013 8:12

Funny, if a guy had broken into a girls car to leave candy and a note everyone would have been crying stalker. Here only one or two people made that connection.

Relenaz 9

Wednesday 16 January 2013 22:24

Not really fair to assume people would be gender biased about that. The gesture could be equally sweet coming from a guy, but as someone mentioned earlier, depends on how long they were dating.