Animals: Today, after three weeks of holding out, my stingy boss finally... - FML

By shaviTuT - 07/02/2013 19:44 - Malaysia - Bandar Penggaram

Today, after three weeks of holding out, my stingy boss finally called animal control about the birds in the air vent above the register. While I was working, they rummaged through the vents, causing live maggots to fall down right in front of me. FML

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maddygirl820 10

Friday 8 February 2013 2:27

That has got to be one of the grossest things ever

xoamy906 25

Friday 8 February 2013 2:29

That must have bugged you

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krazykyra 12

Friday 8 February 2013 4:15

I doubt you're getting paid enough... I'd quit.

alwayswinning123 7

Friday 8 February 2013 4:32

I would have fainted, I can't imagine what your reaction was op

100138697 2

Friday 8 February 2013 4:49

nasty.

forever_alone16 5

Friday 8 February 2013 4:53

Ummmm...eww!!

Donovan_757 8

Friday 8 February 2013 4:55

I just threw up......

Enslaved 36

Friday 8 February 2013 5:20

And you want to be a cop? (I'm just ******' with ya) :P

LuisM104 11

Friday 8 February 2013 4:57

Ahahaah.-.

vanaathiel 13

Friday 8 February 2013 5:01

Come on, OP. They're just itty bitty fly babies!

bluxie 4

Friday 8 February 2013 5:08

At least they didn't fall on you

shockwave259 6

Friday 8 February 2013 6:21

well at least they didn't fall on you.

B5B0N35 18

Friday 8 February 2013 6:31

thats just gross *shivers*

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