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By anonymous - 27/12/2016 14:09 - United States - Rochester

Today, after running out of propane in my house and my boyfriend leaving for work for a month, I got called and told I was being fired because I'm home with a back injury. FML

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vikingchick 22

Wednesday 28 December 2016 14:39

Contact the HR of your work and explain the situation. Also, was the back injury related to a work accident or something outside of work?

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vikingchick 22

Wednesday 28 December 2016 14:39

Contact the HR of your work and explain the situation. Also, was the back injury related to a work accident or something outside of work?

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