Intimacy: Today, after not having sex with my girlfriend for months, I... - FML

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By austinb89 - 03/06/2016 14:53 - United States - San Antonio

Today, after not having sex with my girlfriend for months, I told her about a dream I had where we had sex at my work; her response was "at least your getting some in your dreams".

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andicantchange 11

Saturday 4 June 2016 5:06

Not to jump to conclusions (I say as I Jump to a conclusion). But this sounds like my previous relationship in which I'd been getting cheated on for months before we broke up.

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andicantchange 11

Saturday 4 June 2016 5:06

Not to jump to conclusions (I say as I Jump to a conclusion). But this sounds like my previous relationship in which I'd been getting cheated on for months before we broke up.

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