Love: Today, after nearly 24 hours of not seeing her, my girlfriend... - FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2016 21:05 - United States - Pomona

Today, after nearly 24 hours of not seeing her, my girlfriend walked in and went to bed. When I try to ask her where she was, she said "shhhhh" and went to sleep. FML

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Accurate_Vision 31

Thursday 2 June 2016 12:11

Don't jump to conclusions. That always ends badly. But if this is abnormal behaviour for her, ask her again when she wakes up. If she still refuses to answer it's probably something she doesn't want you knowing.

Sampe101 15

Thursday 2 June 2016 19:09

Sounds like you need to talk. Hope it goes well OP

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Accurate_Vision 31

Thursday 2 June 2016 12:11

Don't jump to conclusions. That always ends badly. But if this is abnormal behaviour for her, ask her again when she wakes up. If she still refuses to answer it's probably something she doesn't want you knowing.

Sampe101 15

Thursday 2 June 2016 19:09

Sounds like you need to talk. Hope it goes well OP

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