Today after my mom’s ridiculous reaction to my cancer diagnosis... - FML

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By hail science cont’d - 15/08/2019 07:49

Today after my mom’s ridiculous reaction to my cancer diagnosis I decided to gather my immediate family and inform them of the situation. Instead of being supportive my sister burst into hysterical tears and sobbed about what a hardship it’d be for her to have to raise my kids. I’m still here! Fml

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Friday 16 August 2019 5:36

Best of luck with your treatment, OP! :-) Sorry to hear though that you're related to a couple of inconsiderate, selfish drama queens. :-(

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jbuckets_404 38

Friday 16 August 2019 5:36

Best of luck with your treatment, OP! :-) Sorry to hear though that you're related to a couple of inconsiderate, selfish drama queens. :-(

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