Love: Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly...

By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 21:26 - United States

Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML

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somepartsareme 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:28

Oh no, he must have been the only attractive guy in the world, now who will you have sex solely based on looks now?

alexandraa_fml 0

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delfino1604 24

Tuesday 26 July 2011 20:31

lol you mistook flirting for the friend zone

afulks78 11

Friday 9 September 2011 6:42

Dude, 3 sum ! Woot !

Vocal1 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 1:04

hey, maybe hes a future best friend!(:

Ashenwolf 1

Saturday 18 February 2012 15:36

I'm guessing that introducing you to the boyfriend was his way of hitting you with a clue-by-four. Ydi. Next time try not to be so dense.

CessOMG 3

Thursday 3 May 2012 20:01

The hot ones have to be gay..

lolz0701 4

Thursday 17 May 2012 7:22

Umm hardcore flirting?

CBML 7

Sunday 27 May 2012 10:04

Its allways the pretty ones

Albarufus 13

Friday 1 June 2012 13:03

Mohaha! XD

julygirl18 8

Thursday 19 July 2012 23:24

Don't worry gay guys are more attractive cuz' they take more time to get ready

AmyLeeEvFan 0

Friday 5 October 2012 4:46

Gay Pride!!! Or in my case LESBIAN PRIDE!!!

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