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By The_big_red_dog - 07/07/2016 16:18 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, after months of being out of work I've found a casual retail job, that I happen to enjoy. I was busy working when a creepy old man decided to grope me while his wife's back was turned. After initially growling at him, I had to reluctantly back down as I really need this job. FML

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sazarra 14

Friday 8 July 2016 6:50

Don't back down and encourage that type of behavior from customers. Doesn't matter where you're working, they should have policies in place to stop that.

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sazarra 14

Friday 8 July 2016 6:50

Don't back down and encourage that type of behavior from customers. Doesn't matter where you're working, they should have policies in place to stop that.

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