Love: Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend...

By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 12:13 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML

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By French - 24/10/2013 12:52 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 18:14 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend, when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her, and still refuses to talk to me. FML

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By I hate games - 18/08/2015 20:17 - United States - Belton

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By keiler - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML

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By zuper_duper - 29/08/2009 22:20 - United States

Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML

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Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML

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By internetadvice - 01/04/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML

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By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

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Sunday 18 November 2012 19:12

You should teach her how to play Hide the Sausage.

obnum 19

Sunday 18 November 2012 19:16

Please tell me that was sarcasm...

Comments

sarahblayke 10

Monday 19 November 2012 2:27

Lol she is stupid

mentalkayse 7

Monday 19 November 2012 2:29

You should know better than to try to teach a woman maths. Unless it's measuring ingredients to make a sandwich.

Meow_Bitches 7

Monday 19 November 2012 2:35

Why would she cry? Dramatic much? And wow, she's not worth it anyway...

mosquito19 14

Monday 19 November 2012 2:36

isn't that a bunch guys circle around one girl thingy?

RosenT1990 9

Monday 19 November 2012 3:00

I think the whole accusation of you making up an imaginary game is a bit ridiculous, but you didn't happen to act like a condescending jerk while trying to teach her, did you?

RosenT1990 9

Monday 19 November 2012 3:18

I think the whole accusing you of making up an imaginary game is ridiculous, but you weren't acting like a complete condescending jerk while trying to teach her, were you?