Animals: Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed...

By nackpattywhackgiveadogabone - 23/09/2010 11:01 - United States

Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

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By Anonymousagb - 24/04/2009 15:18 - United Arab Emirates

Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML

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By Really - 14/05/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML

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By DOGSNACHER - 29/12/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2021 23:00

Today, I awoke to a strange feeling on my feet. It felt like a tongue, so at first thought it was the dog, but we don't have one. I looked down and it was my roommate. FML

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How could you?

By Billie - 27/09/2025 22:00

Today, I walked into my apartment happy to see my dog. Instead of running to greet me, he ran straight past me to jump into the arms of my roommate, who had just walked in behind me. He wagged his tail like crazy while I stood there, rejected. FML

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Woof!

By NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - 23/01/2023 01:30 - United States

Today, I was walking to my room. My friend's dog, who has always seemed to hate me for no reason, let out the loudest bark he could muster the moment he saw me. Not only did he scare the absolute fuck out of me, he also made me drop my pizza. FML

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By BIZZMAL - 05/01/2011 02:44 - United States

Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML

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The chase

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML

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By coloris - 03/08/2019 00:01

Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML

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By JohnMackSquirts - 19/03/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

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10_4Franky 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 16:04

OMG. You monster.

yummycupcakegirl 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 16:06

awww how could you not know it was a puppy?:(

Comments

amanda_cc 3

Thursday 23 September 2010 23:27

are you mentally challenged? how the **** could u not tell it was an animal.

that_guy_ollie 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 23:59

erm i think op new it was an animal but not necesarrily a puppy and i know that is spelt wrong so yeh and anyone thinnk it could of been one of thos disgusting bald dogs that looked farkkked or maybe one of those annoying chiuaua type things coz they dnt really count asdogs more like rats in my opinion but still feel bad for the puppy nd its not like op walked home and was oh a puppy lets see how far a puppy can fly :)

thefmlinator 10

Thursday 23 September 2010 23:41

seriously ydi your a dick and all but I may have laughed at that image

aRm95 0

Friday 24 September 2010 0:01

asshole.

Danielshark10 3

Friday 24 September 2010 0:17

omg did she/he live????

SkullCanddi 0

Friday 24 September 2010 0:25

Oh Meh God Asshole! I Love Puppies! ):<

LTFlames 0

Friday 24 September 2010 0:29

how dare u

bobateme 0

Friday 24 September 2010 0:53

makes me sad for puppy. FYL

rene22 18

Friday 24 September 2010 1:02

people who voted ydi must have no reflexes.

kimmilicious 0

Friday 24 September 2010 1:09

Honestly, my initial reaction (instincts, if you will) would not be to kick the intimidating object if it's running towards me. A chair to climb and cling onto would've been a better option.