By Just_do_it_17 - 09/05/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML
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iLazy 0

How'd you survive for so long in a closet?

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smiley1014 23

Sounds like they just want you to be straight for them. Be yourself!

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Troll_Doll 0

Damn! You must be one hell of a performer if you can keep up a charade of being a lesbian for three years...you should pull a bunny, of the playboy variety, out of your hat and have sex with it as your next trick for them. Seeing is believing!

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mintcar 9

This comment? No I can't see it.

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mack_the_knife 3

My wife is BI and that's so F*in hot... Lesbians are just as hot, but just don't share that with us guys. What a shame =)

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cptmorgan15 2

Noo. Hot lesbians are hot. Butch lesbians are not hot at all. I think there's more butch lesbians than hot ones.

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Grimmerie 31

androgyny is hot. one of my exes was completely androgynous, and she was among the hottest girls i've ever been with.

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Djlj 1

I have a similar problem. People, in including boyfriends, think I am a lesbian. I'm not.

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DjeePee 24

Actually, that's not a similar, that's the opposite problem.

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VorpikeII 17

yes but it being the opposite makes it similar.

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docscientist 9

It is similar in the way her sexual orientation is the opposite of what her friends think.

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spekledworf 18

before going out with him, my boyfriend thought i was a lesbian because of my football and classic car obsession haha

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CitrusGirl 0

So many lonely dudes fapping to this FML.

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deaper 16

I'm fapping to YOUR user profile image on FML...

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CitrusGirl 0

I'm wondering WHERE the "report creep" button is.

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kasumii 1

Unfortubately people are stupid like that. And when you don't have a boyfriend they assume you're lesbian. Sorry OP.

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kasumii 1

Unforunately.* Damn iPhone.

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kasumii 1

Unfortunately. WTF.

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VorpikeII 17

Lol, what happened there? so when does auto-correct fail-correct your spelling?

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kasumii 1

I don't have auto-correct on, it's annoying.

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Zombies_Attack 5

Ooh. *cringes* I came out to my friends by telling them I had a girlfriend. Maybe you should do the same, OP.

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CitrusGirl 0

I do not see how the comment was arrogant.

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